18 Things You Think Your Teachers Don't Know About You (But Oh, They Do)
It's like being psychic, only we're also preparing you for the future. 1. Who your crush is It was not "fate" that put your assigned seats next to each other. It was me. It was all me. 2. When you ACTUALLY need to use the restroom Your mouth says, "I need to pee," but your hand on your pocket says, "I have to have a text message conversation and don't think I can get away with it in class." 3. What actually happened to your homework Yes, I'm sure your printer wasn't working AND your email was down. 4. When you didn't study When 90% of the class scored well and you failed, my "harsh grading" is probably not at fault. 5. When you're texting I'm sure there are some fascinating crotches out there, but I'm also sure that you're not THAT fascinated by your own. 6. When you're trying too hard to fit in Stop pretending like you can't do a Spanish accent. It...

Comments
Post a Comment